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JIM ANGIELLO Height: Larger than life Weight: 140 lbs. Eyes: Liquid Sky Blue Hair: Very little Enjoys: Good movies, good techno, Leonard Cohen, jungle parties, & ogling |
PAUL BLISS Height: 5'7" Weight: 135 lbs. Eyes: Chestnut Hair: Brown Enjoys: Leading his own cult, evil, techno music, trading warez & social manipulation |
FONGABOO Height: 5'8" Weight: 195 lbs. Eyes: Brown Hair: Brown Enjoys: Coaching others in the ways of courtship, getting beaten on live television, making animations |
DAVE CASALE Height: tall enough to go on the Dragon Coaster at Playland Weight: not over Eyes: piercing Hair: on head, above upper lip and on chest Enjoys: Interogating female suitors, mastering over ceremonies, making wisecracks, laissez faire car repair |
SLIM CHAMPION (Character Improvisation by Al Quagliata) Height: over the top Weight: middle Eyes: brown Hair: matted Enjoys: going 'HA!', out-talking the guy from those old MicroMachines commercials, having one-way dialogue with TV crews |
SIR RANDOLPH WINDBAG, PROF. MERITUS (Character Improvisation by Al Quagliata) Height: 5'7" Weight: 110 lbs. Eyes: brown Hair: (hat head) Enjoys: confusing.. err, enlightening young minds at the East Rensselaer University in West Rensselaer, PA |
UNCLE RAGU (Character Improvisation by Al Quagliata) Height: 5'9" Weight: 170 lbs. Eyes: brown Hair: don't touch! Enjoys: shootin' craps, bowling, spontaneous philanthropy, cookin' Sicilian, 'nice thick chunks' |